Guests Must AdhereHere I've listed many rules for guests to follow when they stay. Number one: Do not leave stool out in the sun during midday. Please don't try to kick my horse (even if it kicks you first). Do not display profuse remorse. Do not inform me when you thirst. I can't be bothered when you say, "I need to use the restroom now." I get offended if you pray, but you must curtsy, nod, and bow. If you so much as ask for food, it puts me in a bitter mood. It drives me nuts when guests arrive a minute late (or three or five). And don't you ever stain my couch &Guests Must Adhere
My battery is lowMy laptop battery is low! Oh no! Where did the plug go? I do not know. My computer screen's lovely glow will soon go, so I must know where the plug did go. Did I lose it in the snow? Good idea, but not so because it doesn't snow here, didn't you know? Perhaps it is stuck in an afro? Silly, I don't know anyone with an afro! Perhaps it was taken by my bro. Nice thinking, but my bro didn't go to my house since I last used the plug. Oh no! Oh wait, I found it. It was behind the gardening hoe.My battery is low
Mario Kart Collaboration finished.
Joy
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Q: What's red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes
Thonks for the FOOOOVE.
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Don't forget...
Save it now...
Or risk doing it again!
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' a little bit of sanity never hurt... but why take chances?'
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I IS A COFFEE ADDICT
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Seeing as you have an awesome artstyle, I'm gonna watch you back.
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